There aren’t enough children’s songs about time travel and botched assassinations, but fortunately we’re on the case! Check out our amazing children’s book, Murder Assassins From the Future illustrated by the illustrious Becky Bain. Wanna buy one? Scroll down.

Physical Copies! - $20

Keep a copy of this cautionary tale on your child’s bookshelf! Paypal $20 (or $28 for orders outside the US) at countlessthousands@gmail.com or Venmo @BeckyBain with your email and mailing address and we’ll get a copy signed by Mike, Becky and Sydney in the mail pronto. Imagine reading your kid a book that doesn’t aggravate you to madness. It’s possible! Buy one today!

Digital Copies! - $5

Oh, you dig-it-all, don’t you? Get a pdf of the book for five dang bucks - either Paypal countlessthousands@gmail.com or Venmo @BeckyBain and include the email address we should send your digital copy to.

All profits from the sale of the book will go to Sydney Van Gorder’s college education.